Saturday, February 03, 2007
My husband LOVES to make up words for everyday objects and events/actions. I thought I would start recording them for "posterity". The following is a dictionary of Dougisms...I'll add more as they develop, or as I remember them. WARNING: some of them are quite graphic.
Cave - when our dog wants to go under the blankets when she gets cold during the winter - he calls it "going in the cave"
Chalupa - what is calls it when our dog has to go to the bathroom. Dropping or making a chalupa.
Crickey Crash - when our dog, Cricket, runs out of energy and goes to sleep.
Enchilada Bomb - what happens when he has "stomach flu"
Fur Blanket - during the winter our persian cat's fur tangles so much it "felts" and is like a blanket.
Fur Horn - what our persian cat gets on top of her head when her fur gets knotted and tangled.
Fur Knot - what happens when our persian cat's fur gets knotted and tangled
Fur Tongue - what happens when a fur knot sticks out on our cat's chest
Fuzz Brain - what he says our persian cat has for brains - because she has so much fur and isn't very "bright"
Super Bowl - The toilet
Hershey Squirts - diahrrea
Kitty See's - cat poops, that our dog loves to eat. He calls it "making kitty See's - as in See's candy.
Popcicles - what he calls the baby carrots we give the dog as treats.
Toaster - our bed during the winter when the electric blanket is on.
Cave - when our dog wants to go under the blankets when she gets cold during the winter - he calls it "going in the cave"
Chalupa - what is calls it when our dog has to go to the bathroom. Dropping or making a chalupa.
Crickey Crash - when our dog, Cricket, runs out of energy and goes to sleep.
Enchilada Bomb - what happens when he has "stomach flu"
Fur Blanket - during the winter our persian cat's fur tangles so much it "felts" and is like a blanket.
Fur Horn - what our persian cat gets on top of her head when her fur gets knotted and tangled.
Fur Knot - what happens when our persian cat's fur gets knotted and tangled
Fur Tongue - what happens when a fur knot sticks out on our cat's chest
Fuzz Brain - what he says our persian cat has for brains - because she has so much fur and isn't very "bright"
Super Bowl - The toilet
Hershey Squirts - diahrrea
Kitty See's - cat poops, that our dog loves to eat. He calls it "making kitty See's - as in See's candy.
Popcicles - what he calls the baby carrots we give the dog as treats.
Toaster - our bed during the winter when the electric blanket is on.
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